Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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