The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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