Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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