Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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