We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
tequila makes me forget i have legs
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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