I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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