She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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