im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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