It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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