I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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