what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She's the barista slut.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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