I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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