...so i touched it.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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