Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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