I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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