In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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