He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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