Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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