Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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