Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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