my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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