just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so let's talk penis.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I think your dad took our porno
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
