I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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