I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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