Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
