i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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