I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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