So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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