How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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