are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why didn't you poke me back
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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