I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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