she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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