when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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