Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I touched a dick in church today
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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