There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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