I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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