I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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