Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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