Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She announced her abortion via fbk

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(803): View more from South Carolina

it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

im here for your entertainment

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(410): View more from Maryland

You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air

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(619): View more from California

Be still, my beating vagina.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.

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(804): View more from Virginia

This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.

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