I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
