So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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