FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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