someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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