last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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