can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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