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(731): View more from Tennessee

Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(330): View more from Ohio

what are you wearing?

(703): View more from Virginia

Just my guilt

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(818): View more from California

hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win

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(713): View more from Texas

well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there

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(360): View more from Washington

I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.

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(240): View more from Maryland

I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..

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(417): View more from Missouri

Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person

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