i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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