So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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