his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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