Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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