So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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