so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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